Hello dear, voiceless readers of the App v. App blog! By looking at the view counter on these posts, I can tell that you do indeed exist! Well, rest assured. Each of your clicks on these pages is tallied, polished, and laid upon our Shelf of Pride. You bring us much joy.
For these first posts, you have been content to lurk out there in the shrubbery of the inter-ether, watching through my window as I carelessly undress my mind in full view of the neighborhood. Given how familiar I am with the character of the inhabitants of the Internet, this is a terrible idea. A wiser course would be to lock the windows, install iron bars, shut the curtains, and sit in the closet with the phone in hand and the numbers “9” and “1” pre-dialed.
Eff that. Today we swing the door open and let the riffraff in. We have heard your silent cries. And, as of today, you are silent no more. Behold! We have installed a commenting feature! Step forth, and deliver your messages unto us.
(Honestly, we do care what you have to say. If not you, then who are we writing for, here?)
Do you have a suggestion for a post topic? Lay it on me. Do you want to offer your take on a post? Drop that beat and let it bounce. Do you want to use our comment section as yet another place to spew poorly-conceived hate messages? Whatever. Let’s give XBOX Live a run for their money.
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